Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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