i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So many bounce houses so little time
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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