That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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