so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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