yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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