sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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