my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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