What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if only i could text you this smell
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened