my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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