did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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