so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Still dying that you shit outside
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
