yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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