You just made me feel so damn special
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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