2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
