the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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