Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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