Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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