you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
