she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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