Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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