I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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