..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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