Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i was born a porn star she said
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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