scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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