only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And then my night got REAL pukey
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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