He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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