So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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