Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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