You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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