on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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