My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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