like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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