but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Drunk is not a location!
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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