I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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