omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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