my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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