Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
