I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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