their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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