dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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