Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
that may or may not have been my penis.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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