Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want to make out with him forever
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
