is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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