i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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