one two three fourrrrnication!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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