Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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