SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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