Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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