what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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