My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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