Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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