girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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