we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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