Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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