So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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