Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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