Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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