He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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