I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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