They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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